[MrsKy]

Don't sink to your wife's immature and disrespectful level by insulting the size of her vagina.

If had a problem with the size of your package, she should not have married you. I think that she is being abusive by making fun of you and humiliating you in front of others with this issue.

 

[MattMatt]

You probably will not do this but you could try:

"Well, honey, how would you know that my package is small? Are you going by memory or do you have some male 'friends' that I really should know about?"

Or say loudly: "Oh, my Lord! Have you been looking at the exhibits on that Carnival Freak website again?"

 

[TiggyBlue]

or get it out and let her friends decide the size for themselves lol

 

[Entropy3000]

Don't sink to your wife's immature and disrespectful level by insulting the size of her vagina.

If had a problem with the size of your package, she should not have married you. I think that she is being abusive by making fun of you and humiliating you in front of others with this issue.

Yes. She knows this hurts you and wishes to humliate you in front of others. A giant fitness test. She could have belittled you over your education or something else.

This is not about penis size. There is a another issue.

 

[southbound]

i have measured. between 5.5 and 6 inches when hard. tiny when flacid. seems on the "thin" side, but don't really know.

If you are that size, i think she is just looking for something to complain about. From all I've read, that is average. When you wrote "small," I thought you meant you were significantly below average. Even if you were, I think what your wife is doing is horrible. I don't know why anyone would talk about that in front of others. What do you think her payoff is? Is she probing to find out what size her girlfriend's men are?

 

[2ntnuf]

This would be a deal breaker for me. It is a total lack of respect and by definition unfaithful. Yes I said unfaithful. Her belittling you for any reason to other people is unfaithful. The size of your penis is definitely not something she should be discussing with anyone. Your actual size is besides the point.

If I were you she would not have to deal with my penis any further.

I like this. Makes me think, "she did pick me. It wasn't a shotgun wedding. She's just trying to hurt me as much as she can."

 

[Malaise]

I like this. Makes me think, "she did pick me. It wasn't a shotgun wedding. She's just trying to hurt me as much as she can."

Which begs the question why?

Is she a sadist?

Does she not love the H?

Or maybe she's just a hateful b!tch?

OP should ponder this deeply and decide if he wants to continue being the brunt of his W's insults.

Why stay in a marriage being treated this way?

 

[Cosmos]

OP, you're not "small" but your wife is highly disrespectful, inappropriate and cruel. You must find a way to let her know in no uncertain terms that this sort of behaviour from her will NOT be tolerated ever again.

I can't imagine any situation where I'd think that it was OK to sit around making jokes about my partner's manhood with a bunch of female friends. I find that disgusting.

 

[PHTlump]

I would simply mention that you don't think penis size (or any other disparaging remarks) should be the topic of jokes in public.

You think that the OP's wife simply lacks good manners? I disagree. I think she understands what should, and should not be, fodder for public discussion.

I still cannot imagine this as not being mean spirited!!

Exactly! And there is only one solution for when a wife hurls mean spirited insults at her husband in public. Man up!

 

[JCD]

Per Wikipedia, six inches fully erect is the average. It also mentions that the size of a flaccid penis has no correlation whatsoever to its erect size.

Be that as it may, the next time your child-wife opens her pie hole about it, pack her bags and tell her to go stay with her mom until she learns some fvcking manners.
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"I may have a small penis, but my balls are steel. So get the hell out until you learn to govern that mouth of yours."

 

[JCD]

ha, she would not like that! but i don't want to insult her.

No wonder she has little respect for you. You're afraid of offending her. She has no such hesitations.

Is there a conclusion to this topic, or were you just complaining?

 

[williamjones]

or get it out and let her friends decide the size for themselves lol

not happening
but funny. thanks.

 

[williamjones]

If you are that size, i think she is just looking for something to complain about. From all I've read, that is average. When you wrote "small," I thought you meant you were significantly below average. Even if you were, I think what your wife is doing is horrible. I don't know why anyone would talk about that in front of others. What do you think her payoff is? Is she probing to find out what size her girlfriend's men are?

thanks southbound. i have no idea what her payoff is. why would she like to embarrass me like that?

 

[williamjones]

OP, you're not "small" but your wife is highly disrespectful, inappropriate and cruel. You must find a way to let her know in no uncertain terms that this sort of behaviour from her will NOT be tolerated ever again.

I can't imagine any situation where I'd think that it was OK to sit around making jokes about my partner's manhood with a bunch of female friends. I find that disgusting.

thanks cosmos. yes. disrespectful and cruel. i will let her know tonight how i feel.
thanks!

 

[CallaLily]

Its been a few days since you first posted this thread, have you said anything to her yet?

 

[williamjones]

Its been a few days since you first posted this thread, have you said anything to her yet?

No Calla! I was sort of a chicken this weekend We had guests with us so there was not a good time.

I plan to talk to her today.

 

[WorkingOnMe]

Wait!

Get some second opinions first. Is it better to bring this up as a topic of conversation/confrontation? Or is it better to wait for her to do it again and then confront her at that time. I don't mean the jokey passive aggressive things people were suggesting, but rather a direct assertive response to disrespect. It just seems to me that approaching her with something like "gee honey, I wanted to tell you that the joke you made about the size of my unit to your friends really hurt my feelings" is going to come off as weak and needy. And when she's disrespecting you, weak and needy is not what you're going for. I think that a direct response, in the moment, that disrespect will not be tolerated would be better.

 

[JCD]

Wait!

Get some second opinions first. Is it better to bring this up as a topic of conversation/confrontation? Or is it better to wait for her to do it again and then confront her at that time. I don't mean the jokey passive aggressive things people were suggesting, but rather a direct assertive response to disrespect. It just seems to me that approaching her with something like "gee honey, I wanted to tell you that the joke you made about the size of my unit to your friends really hurt my feelings" is going to come off as weak and needy. And when she's disrespecting you, weak and needy is not what you're going for. I think that a direct response, in the moment, that disrespect will not be tolerated would be better.

:iagree: Can't agree with this enough.

 

[Plan 9 from OS]

Wait!

Get some second opinions first. Is it better to bring this up as a topic of conversation/confrontation? Or is it better to wait for her to do it again and then confront her at that time. I don't mean the jokey passive aggressive things people were suggesting, but rather a direct assertive response to disrespect. It just seems to me that approaching her with something like "gee honey, I wanted to tell you that the joke you made about the size of my unit to your friends really hurt my feelings" is going to come off as weak and needy. And when she's disrespecting you, weak and needy is not what you're going for. I think that a direct response, in the moment, that disrespect will not be tolerated would be better.

IMO, it probably doesn't matter at this point. He's already perceived as a doormat right now because he hasn't spoken up about it. I'd bring it up ASAP. Plus, even if she insults him again in front of her friends, he can still come out with the "Gee honey, I didn't appreciate what you said just now..." and look weak. It's probably more important to convey his point with strength than the timing of the comments.

 

[Hicks]

Gee Whiz... don't talk to her about it. Mommy you're hurting my feeeeelings... please stop making fun of my wee wee.

SHE KNOWS SHE IS BEING DISRESPECTFUL AND CRUEL. WHAT SHE GETS OUT OF IT IS DOMINATION OF YOU.

You have to assert yourself... Nothing more. Snappy comebacks such as sticking it up her ass, she must have a large vagina etc.. .This will make it stop.