[Constable Odo]

My first Mother's Day a friend explained to me that it was about the kids. So I sent my mom a card and left the baby with my wife to go fishing. I learned pretty quickly that it's actually about the mom and praising her the way she feels praised. To think any other way is presumptuous.

How many months did you live in the shed in the back yard after making this faux pas?

 

[janesmith]

I dont think its creepy, i think its sad yall waiting around for any holiday to justify your request for an intimate act from the only person you are allowed to engage in intimate acts with. why would you buy him another tie when all he wants is a blow job? i mean if we are talking about giving a gift (which i think is stupid, blow jobs arent currency) that that person actually wants, i can see why he feels shafted.

 

[EllisRedding]

So .... who is getting a 4th of July BJ today??? :grin2:

 

[Thundarr]

So .... who is getting a 4th of July BJ today??? :grin2:

Oh Ellis. Shame on you for demanding and feeling entitled to such an act on independence day of all days. This is a serious thread don't you know. We all need to go to therapy RIGHT NOW.

 

[EllisRedding]

Oh Ellis. Shame on you for demanding and feeling entitled to such an act on independence day of all days. This is a serious thread don't you know. We all need to go to therapy RIGHT NOW.

 

[lucy999]

i mean if we are talking about giving a gift (which i think is stupid, blow jobs arent currency) that that person actually wants, i can see why he feels shafted.

Hahahaahahaa you said shafted.:grin2:

 

[janesmith]

Hahahaahahaa you said shafted.:grin2:

lmao, pun NOT intended, but funny as hell anyway:laugh:

 

[Horizon]

I dont think its creepy, i think its sad yall waiting around for any holiday to justify your request for an intimate act from the only person you are allowed to engage in intimate acts with. why would you buy him another tie when all he wants is a blow job? i mean if we are talking about giving a gift (which i think is stupid, blow jobs arent currency) that that person actually wants, i can see why he feels shafted.

"Shafted"? that's gold. Wish I could shaft someone >

 

[As'ladain]

alas, i did not get a bj for independence day.

i was too busy getting into fireworks fire fights with my brother, his wife, and my wife. we fired every manner of flaming toys at each other...

my wife nailed me in the chest a couple times. akinaura, i dont ever want to hear you say that you miss me. your aim says otherwise! lol

 

[Forest]

"Shafted"? that's gold. Wish I could shaft someone >

I just thought of a good way to turn all the "hand wringing" over getting shafted into a positive.