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Did you get your blow-job for Father's Day?

  • YES! YEEEEEEE-HAH!

    Votes: 13 30%
  • Yes, but it sucked (literally)

    Votes: 0 0%
  • No

    Votes: 18 41%
  • I haven't seen a blow-job since I said "I do" :(

    Votes: 13 30%
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So... did you get your blow-job on Father's Day?

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#1 ·
Father's Day is less than a week away, and so, it begs the question (or, perhaps, you are the one begging?) ...... did you get your blow-job for Father's Day?
 
#5 ·
Hold on this isn't just another BJ holiday. Fathers day is an apologist holiday to make up for spoiling women on Christmas, Valentines, St Patrick's, April Fools, Easter, Memorial Day and Mothers day. This is how it works on those other holidays but especially on Mothers day it is Traditional for the man to cook a meal to give Mom a "day off", Then on Apologist day (fathers day) Dad Get's to cook a meal outside, to make it even. Of course Men do not complain about this as long as no one gives us a tacky tie.
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#6 · (Edited)
Well, not that I'm really expecting one as such, and it ain't exactly Father's Day yet! But there is really none in the works here unless lightning somehow unexpectedly strikes; as my RSXW is now supposedly busy giving them to her brand new hubby somewhere off on their two-week Hawaiian honeymoon!

But then again, maybe the good ol'
post-nuptial "well of whoopee" is starting to dry up for him now, as it did for me!
 
#8 ·
Only after the Father's Day festivities are over with as far as the kids go, and they have all split ~ and it's time to curl up quite alone with the one you love!

Then I'd greatly say that the prospectus is that "the sky's the limit!"
 
#21 ·
More importantly, why it is called a blow job? Unless my wife is doing it wrong I don't think there is any blowing, I mean, I am not a balloon lol
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Ellis: I think that term "blow job" does not require the giver "to blow!"

I think that the "blow" part is strictly representative of the recipient being forced "to blow" upon successful orgasmic completion of the act!
 
#22 ·
You're right, Kitt. Fatherhood isn't about blows jobs! It requires intercourse. 0:)

Mother's day is about the children and husband/father appreciating the mother in ways she enjoys, appropriate to each.

Father's day is about the children and wife/mother appreciating the father in ways he enjoys, appropriate to each.

Men and women may appreciate very different things.
 
#23 ·
I'll never forget the first mother's day with my wife. We had a nice day spending time with the kids, family...at the end of the day, she took a nice hot bubble bath, followed by a nice long hot oil massage but she finally said...That was all so nice, but it's Mother's Day, and I really want you to nail me. So...where does she fall into the realm of disgust?
 
#27 · (Edited)
Unfortunately many here don't have anything resembling a "mutually satisfying sexual relationship". Intimacy in many marriages dwindles to nothing, or some kind of reward/bartering arrangement. Men in particular have this mind-set, sex is doled out by the gatekeeper. They feel they have to provide a "reason" to receive sex. This thread serves as a perfect example. "Holiday" sex is just another form. And yes there are many women in the same boat of a sexless marriage. They tend to look at the problem differently and from a deeper level than us.

In 2007, my wife's response to my sexual advance on father's day morning was "The thought of you touching me like that repulses me." Talk about a ****ed up father's day and relationship.

To answer the poll question, yes, I will probably get a BJ sometime over the weekend. Not because I expect it, feel I am owed anything or because I "did good" in her eyes! The marriage now has a "mutually satisfying sexual relationship" because we both work to meet each other's needs in the marriage in and out of the bedroom.
 
#25 ·
Hmm hadn't crossed my mind that a BJ was needed for Father's Day. so long as it doesn't have to come from my x wife who is the actual mother of my kids then I'm down with it. I mean it's Sunday right? So I'll let the GF know we will have oral appreciation day after dinner :)
 
#29 ·
My wife and I think Mothers/Fathers day is overrated. You waste time having to run around and get family members cards, making plans on what to do, etc... end up spending the day not actually doing what you want to do. You shouldn't require a day to show appreciation to someone...
 
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