[Ragnar Ragnasson]

WTH!

Fishing?
Bored with it.
What blasphemy!

You must live in the deep south.

Up North, the fish are still in their igloos!

Ha! Presently I'm suffering I say, having to endure upper 70s and blue sky.
A tragedy I tell ya. Plus Ws gone, no dog, not even a fishbowl.

 

[DownByTheRiver]

Ha! Presently I'm suffering I say, having to endure upper 70s and blue sky.
A tragedy I tell ya. Plus Ws gone, no dog, not even a fishbowl.

Life is rough and brings unexpected cataclysms, but I have faith that you can bear it.

 

[Rubix Cubed]

On top of it all, I've seen three or four women this week and they all wanted something I wasn't prepared to give. Now I believe I am. That weighs on me.

Get them to wash the wifes car and do the dishes and laundry. Maybe the harem will hang around after she gets back to lighten her load if ya know what I mean.

Oh yeah, Hire a PI, get a VAR, block her phone number, pay off your credit cards, move all of your money to offshore accounts, and change the locks. You'll be fine.

 

[Ragnar Ragnasson]

The saga conclusion; W is safely home, all good. MIL has improved although her new normal is a bit different. Best outcome possible with existing conditions. Is or seems stable now. We'll see. Father time won't be denied forever, for her or any of us.

Thanks to all.

 

[Twodecades]

Limited contact. Strange hours. No sex. Trying to figure out what to do.

Now I admit this is satire.
Wife's mom sadly had issue, few days in hospital, W flew out to be with sister as they spend time visiting and helping mom get situated now she's out of hospital.

A man can only fish and have cookouts so much during a week and catch up on stuff been put off just so long. Working on cars and motorcycle relaxing in garage with tunes and grill going is too much too suffer.

Lucky W will be home tomorrow. Maybe we'll survive.

Obviously, your wife is involved in some sort of bisexual, 3-way affair, based on what you have shared. You really only have 2 options:

1) Do a 180. Don't talk to her, except to tell her what condiments you want on your sandwich. Put a VAR in her underpants. Check her phone records going back to 1976. Also her credit card charges. Anything to In and Out Burger is especially suspicious, okay? Or

2) Open up your marriage. This usually ends in disaster for most people, but some people say it works for them, and mentioning it makes me look open-minded.

Now, you could obviously sit down and have a level-headed convo with your obviously WW about her trip, but that's not what we advise around here...er, I mean, that would be crazy talk. 🤣

Seriously, though, thanks for the bit of levity. 😂 Glad she is home safe.

 

[Ragnar Ragnasson]

Obviously, your wife is involved in some sort of bisexual, 3-way affair, based on what you have shared. You really only have 2 options:

1) Do a 180. Don't talk to her, except to tell her what condiments you want on your sandwich. Put a VAR in her underpants. Check her phone records going back to 1976. Also her credit card charges. Anything to In and Out Burger is especially suspicious, okay? Or

2) Open up your marriage. This usually ends in disaster for most people, but some people say it works for them, and mentioning it makes me look open-minded.

Now, you could obviously sit down and have a level-headed convo with your obviously WW about her trip, but that's not what we advise around here...er, I mean, that would be crazy talk. 🤣

Seriously, though, thanks for the but of levity. 😂 Glad she is home safe.

Appreciate the well wishes, it could have taken a worse turn. This is an example, time marches on...

Thanks for playing!