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Hi there,

Looking for a little help & outside creativity. One of my wife's habits when in snuggling, foreplay, pillowtalk time is to ask me "Who Are You, Anyway?"

This is has come to be an invitation to light role play. No dressing up or anything. She's just seeking me to weave a little story telling where sometype of visitor to the house comes up with a reason/rationale to get her into bed.

I have no problem with this. She asks the question maybe one out of every four times we hook up. My challenge is that I'm running out of viable stories.

Of course, I've done all the service industries. Cable guy, AC guy, mailman, plumber, etc. I've done guys coming to house to sell, do surveyes, prostelitize. Last week, I was a grassroots Obama campaign worker going house-to-house to personally "thank women across America" for their support.

After 20 years of marriage, it's still tough to come up with fresh material. Welcome any and all ideas. Here are basic parameters:

-No dressing up.
-Paint stories with words.
-Theme carries for five to 10 minutes in foreplay.

I also welcome any input on how I can better leverage this question overall. She's a bit timid in bed overall. Still looking for the type of story that will encourage her to embrace a bit more of the wild side.

Thx in advance.
 

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I think you need to turn the tables on her. Every other time you need to ask her......"who are YOU anyway?" She has to play too!!! This may help her break out of her shell...acting the part of someone a tad bit wilder!
 

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YouKidding,

This is a good idea. I have tried to beat her to the punch from time to time, asking her before she asks me. She typically seems stumped and doesn't have a good answer. I haven't tried in awhile, though. Maybe I should re-visit this.

I typically know that I'll be getting this question from time to time. So, I try to have one or two ideas on-call. I'm not creative enough to think of these on the fly!
 

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OMG!! Thought I heard it all. You sir are funny!!!:smthumbup:

Have you tried....."I'm Bob from the new butcher shop in town, I've come by to offer you a sample of our sausage!!!!":D:D

Good luck
I knew the sick minds on this board would come up with some good ideas. Already good for the next round. Thanks Didn't!
 

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Sorry I don't have any suggestions but wanted to say this seems like fun. I got a kick out of the Obama campaign worker!

Do you ever ask her who she is?
 

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Is be a guy from another planet that only has men and reproduction is achieved without sex via incubators and technology - it is the first time you have seen a woman and the first time you've experience feelings of desire - you are intrigued by your own erection having never seen it before...take it away my master!
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Of the most recent batch, the visiting priest has some potential. The whole pedophile thing could knock the winds out of the sails of that one though!

I don't think I'm skilled enough of a story teller to pull off the alien visiting from outer space. However, I will give you credit on this: I have never used a story remotely like this in 20+ years of doing this. Kudos for creativity.:smthumbup:

I agree with posters that I should try asking her again sometime soon. I'm considering using an approach where I ask "Who are you anyway?" And then give her some bread crumbs to help her get a story started, such as "Are you coming here to check up on me?"

You all have been so good with ideas, does anyone have any thoughts on what I could do to fill in the blank when suggesting a scenario to her? I want something broad enough that I don't dictate the line of her story but something with just enough specifics to get her started.

Also continue to welcome ideas for me to use when she asks her question, as well!

Thanks to all!
 

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This is a great thread!

You are...

... a door to door sex toy salesman, and you have come to demonstrate a new product (at which point you pull out a new one you bought secretly, in preparation for this moment.)

...a neurologist, here to check her reflexes and skin sensitivity (cue "reflex hammer" and feather)

... a barber, with a razor and some sensitive-area-type shave gel

...an out of work male stripper who doesn't want to get rusty
 

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Hi there,

Looking for a little help & outside creativity. One of my wife's habits when in snuggling, foreplay, pillowtalk time is to ask me "Who Are You, Anyway?"

This is has come to be an invitation to light role play. No dressing up or anything. She's just seeking me to weave a little story telling where sometype of visitor to the house comes up with a reason/rationale to get her into bed.

I have no problem with this. She asks the question maybe one out of every four times we hook up. My challenge is that I'm running out of viable stories.

Of course, I've done all the service industries. Cable guy, AC guy, mailman, plumber, etc. I've done guys coming to house to sell, do surveyes, prostelitize. Last week, I was a grassroots Obama campaign worker going house-to-house to personally "thank women across America" for their support.

After 20 years of marriage, it's still tough to come up with fresh material. Welcome any and all ideas. Here are basic parameters:

-No dressing up.
-Paint stories with words.
-Theme carries for five to 10 minutes in foreplay.

I also welcome any input on how I can better leverage this question overall. She's a bit timid in bed overall. Still looking for the type of story that will encourage her to embrace a bit more of the wild side.

Thx in advance.
After she says her line toss her on her stomach throw on the handcuffs and state her Miranda rights.
 

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You all have great imaginations! The only thing I could come up with was a Marine coming home from duty, but that's as far as I got.
I think that's apart of one of my fantasies.:scratchhead:

Hope this thread keeps going.
 
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