[Diceplayer]

We got home from a cruise about a month ago. The cruise director put on a Love & Marriage game where they will have a newlywed couple, a couple married for 10-20 years, and an older couple married for 30+ years. They will take the women out of the room and ask the husbands 4 or 5 questions. Then they bring back the wives and ask them the same questions. If they match, they get a point. Most points win. Some of the questions are meant to be embarrassing. But one question that they ask every time is, "where is the most unique place that you have ever had sex. You get some of the standard answers like in the car or in the shower. One newlywed couple replied, "last night in lifeboat 23."

So I thought it would be fun to ask TAM the same question to see what answers we get. I'll go first...it was in the middle of a cornfield during a rain storm.

 

[Mybabysgotit]

Toss up between floating down the river at Xcaret or in a golf cart we stole (borrowed) at the plantation hotel at crystal river. That water was so cold at Xcaret, I was surprised to even find my penis much less put it in...lol where's there's a will, there's a way i guess.

 

[ReformedHubby]

In my SUV, but....while I was driving on the freeway in the middle of the afternoon during a road trip with her on top. Probably one of the dumbest things I have ever done, and I wouldn't do it again. We could have been killed or worse hurt someone else. Really happy I somehow managed to live through my mid-life crisis.

 

[ConanHub]

In my SUV, but....while I was driving on the freeway in the middle of the afternoon during a road trip with her on top. Probably one of the dumbest things I have ever done, and I wouldn't do it again. We could have been killed or worse hurt someone else. Really happy I somehow managed to live through my mid-life crisis.

Dude!😂😂😂

Made me laugh anyway.

 

[Always Learning]

We got home from a cruise about a month ago. The cruise director put on a Love & Marriage game where they will have a newlywed couple, a couple married for 10-20 years, and an older couple married for 30+ years. They will take the women out of the room and ask the husbands 4 or 5 questions. Then they bring back the wives and ask them the same questions. If they match, they get a point. Most points win. Some of the questions are meant to be embarrassing. But one question that they ask every time is, "where is the most unique place that you have ever had sex. You get some of the standard answers like in the car or in the shower. One newlywed couple replied, "last night in lifeboat 23."

So I thought it would be fun to ask TAM the same question to see what answers we get. I'll go first...it was in the middle of a cornfield during a rain storm.

Exact same game (used to be on TV as the newly wed game) at a resort in Jamaica. The winning answer was "on the balloon room bar last night" the game was being held at this same bar, when the answer came out everyone looked at each other and stepped away from the bar. That was hysterical.

For me it was on one of the beaches at night in the very same resort, had no idea there was a security guard patrolling it.

 

[BigDaddyNY]

I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, but it was on the grass next to this, literally the one in the picture:

For those that don't know, in Korea the tradition is burial above ground in a mound. Where we lived they were out in the country side rather randomly. We would see them all the time out on hikes. One day we were out on a hike/picnic and stopped to eat. The mounds are often in very picturesque spots with a great view. I don't think we even realized that we were right next to a "happy mound" as we called them. Well one thing lead to another. When I realized how close we were I took a pic, lol.

 

[Southern Yankee]

At the 4th of July fireworks at my college alma mater.

Damn, my 20's were fun!

 

[Lady2019]

😅 Newlyweds got the while Cruise package haha!

My husband is not adventurous so the best I got is the tailgate of the truck many many many moons ago that was “the hook up” spot on any side road.

 

[Julie's Husband]

On the balcony of an apartment overlooking Huntington Beach. Her idea, not mine. I was not comfortable with it, but that's what she wanted. Way too visible from all directions.

I spent quite a bit of time with this woman after my sister in law set me up in a surprise blind hookup with her. I learned a lot about plumbing and what gives women pleasure.

 

[jorgegene]

On a boat dock

 

[In Absentia]

In the back of a FIAT 500… not a lot of room, but I was slim then and my girlfriend too…

 

[RebuildingMe]

In my kids school during orientation night. The parents/teachers were in the gymnasium and we snuck into a classroom. Since she is a teacher herself, this was a big risk.

 

[Numb26]

Funeral home.

 

[Married but Happy]

On top of an observation tower at a Florida state park in the Keys at midnight with a full moon ... until the racoons invaded and cancelled round two.

 

[MIB]

Took a gal out when I was a young stud. Had a good time. Libidos were peaked, but we both lived with parents. I drove her home. We were buzzed. Kissed her goodbye outside the car, then kept kissing. Her street was a dead end dirt road and had no lights. Still, houses lined both sides and plenty of them had lights on inside, but hers didn’t. Ended up doing it on the hood of my car parked right in front of her house.

A buddy and I met girls (sisters) at an outdoor concert. Their dad had a boat and they invited us to hang with them there at the marina after the concert. The 4 of us went there and drank and laughed on this cabin cruiser. My buddy and his girl take the blow up row boat for a trip around the marina. Soon as they were gone, I went to work getting closer. Went in the cabin and started getting handsy. Clothing started coming off and,…. THEY’RE BAAAACK 😡

Was obvious what we were about to do, so they suggested it was our turn to take a row boat cruise.
There we were in this little blow up boat in the middle of an area of the marina surrounded on three sides with boats at 3:00 AM going at it under the moon. Anyone on any of them boats saw two moons that night. Nobody said a word, but in my hometown, boating is a HUGE deal and there are always people out there all night. Was surprised nobody said anything.

 

[Frostty4]

Took a gal out when I was a young stud. Had a good time. Libidos were peaked, but we both lived with parents. I drove her home. We were buzzed. Kissed her goodbye outside the car, then kept kissing. Her street was a dead end dirt road and had no lights. Still, houses lined both sides and plenty of them had lights on inside, but hers didn’t. Ended up doing it on the hood of my car parked right in front of her house.

A buddy and I met girls (sisters) at an outdoor concert. Their dad had a boat and they invited us to hang with them there at the marina after the concert. The 4 of us went there and drank and laughed on this cabin cruiser. My buddy and his girl take the blow up row boat for a trip around the marina. Soon as they were gone, I went to work getting closer. Went in the cabin and started getting handsy. Clothing started coming off and,…. THEY’RE BAAAACK 😡

Was obvious what we were about to do, so they suggested it was our turn to take a row boat cruise.
There we were in this little blow up boat in the middle of an area of the marina surrounded on three sides with boats at 3:00 AM going at it under the moon. Anyone on any of them boats saw two moons that night. Nobody said a word, but in my hometown, boating is a HUGE deal and there are always people out there all night. Was surprised nobody said anything.

Wait, I think this is actually a joke too with the punchline being, "the butt".
Real answer, Our second date. Trying to find something new to do that she might never had seen before I found this very small independent professional wrestling show being presented by a bunch of kids and very old men in a town that had a population of approximately 200 in rural Iowa. After a few cocktails, disgustingly and now hilariously, we did the deed on one of the practice mats behind a large current just before their intermission.

 

[TinyTbone]

I tried to juice it up with the wife. Tried hitting on the tailgait of our truck at her class reunion, in the parking lot, while the reunion was happening! She had on a flowy 1 piece dress that made these easy, almost hit it then she chickened out...damn. but did do it in a ranger station on the outside walk, on a mountain top in the light of a full moon night!

 

[farsidejunky]

In the service walkway inside of a carnival scary ride at Oktoberfest, 1995, with a German girl I had met maybe 4 hours earlier.

I blame the Hofbrauhaus.

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[so_sweet]

I got mosquito bites in the vicinity of where the sun don't shine and I'm not saying more than that!! LOL!!

 

[ConanHub]

I'm a lunatic. I can't stop laughing!😂