Jeff Foxworthy had a famous monologue:
Men, how many of you actually had a realization, before age 30-35, that you wanted a classic family? We all know some women whose friends' posting of pictures of houses and kids causes almost-physical pain if they don't have the same; has that ever happened to you? If so, what factors contributed to this worldview?"You wake up one morning, you're staring at a mortgage, two kids, and a mini van going "How'd the hell this happen? I was just trying to get laid!"