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This is what farmers do for fun in Saskatchewan (why have 1 combine when you can have 249)


 

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That's cause they do the entire province in one pass. I think there's often a problem around the one tree in the entire province, but they're working on solutions involving GPS and Google Maps.

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That's cause they do the entire province in one pass. I think there's often a problem around the one tree in the entire province, but they're working on solutions involving GPS and Google Maps.

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:rofl: Too funny!!
 

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That's cause they do the entire province in one pass. I think there's often a problem around the one tree in the entire province, but they're working on solutions involving GPS and Google Maps.

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lol, they will just copy whatever solution Alberta comes up with, since we have just about as much forest land as you there ;)
 

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some more SK humor for you:

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Saskatchewan.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Saskatchewanian when:

1. "Vacation" means going South past Regina for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back
again.

5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching

6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filledwith
snow.

8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction.

9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue spruce.

10. Down South to you means Regina ...

11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

13. You find 0 degrees "a really nice day."
 

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Go Riders! I just may be cheering for them in the Grey Cup this year, since my Eskimos aren't doing that well.
 

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Bonus points for pronouncing "Regina" correctly. Rhymes with . . .
 
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