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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
I thought it'd be fun to take a short break from all the "heavy issues" and poke a little fun at marriage by sharing a little humor.

I'll start it off and then you can add any stories, witty sayings, quotes, jokes or whatever makes you smile! :) Here goes ...

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1.) Someone once said that love is blind ... but marriage is a real eye opener! :D

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2.) You may have heard the old physics question: "If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it - did it really make a sound?"

Well along the same lines: "If a man makes a statement, and his wife isn't there to hear it - is he still wrong?" :lol:

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3.) My friend at church told me, "When my wife and I got married 12 years ago we agreed that I'd make all the major decisions and she'd make all the minor ones ... well in 12 years we haven't had to make a major decision yet!" :scratchhead:

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OK there's a few for starters - do you have any you'd like to share? (Keep it clean please).
 

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Q. Why does the Bible say a man is to have only one wife?

A. Because no man can serve two masters.
 

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Chinese confusious say
man who fights with wife all day, gets no p#ssy at night
 

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Rodney Dangerfield jokes:

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
 
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Discussion Starter · #12 ·
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 

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The world is ruled by man...and the man, by woman !
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Two blondes chatting.
1St : ". Dear, do you talk to your husband while making love ?"
2nd: " . Yes, if he calls me ! "
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Two guys at a bar.
1st : " Yo, man, do you have naked pictures of your wife ? "
2nd: " No. "
1st: " .And, don't you want some ?!? "
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Two drunk blondes in a bar.
1st : " you see those two men over there? Well, tell you a secret..the one at the right is my husband, and the one at the left is my lover . "
2nd : (confused) " How strange...in my case, it's exactly the opposite..."
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
 

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Not a saying but while watch Sister wives my wife said;

How would you like to have sister wives?

I said what man could stand that much correction!
 
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