[Woodchuck]

I have a gynocologists appointment on the 8th, and don't want to be all swollen up........

Wow, I should hang out a shingle, "Ladies have sex with Chuck, and walk funny for a week".....I think I need to hire an agent....

That one sent me to the moon....I told her if she didn't go into her room where I didn't have to look at her I was leaving right now.....

I have heard a lot of totally bullshi* excuses for no sex, but that one takes the prize......It isn't even a reasonable lie, it is just the flimsiest of excuses....Guess I caught her off guard and she didn't have time to think up a good one......

And the BJ she promised a month ago, she said I will get when I treat her beter....In other words, I don't deserve sex from her.....yet.....Wow, I have played 2 bullshi* cards in one day...

This after she spends 2 hours on the phone giggling with her "baby" brother....

She has time to waste on him, but no time for her husband...

 

[waiwera]

Yes...she's full of sh!t.
But you already know that.

She doesn't want to have sex with you.

Sorry man.

 

[Interlocutor]

You still want sex with her??? Why?
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[Interlocutor]

Get off TAM tonight... Bid us all a good night, go out somewhere fun tonight, talk to us tomorrow!
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[Another Planet]

One reason I got married was because I thought I would be able to have sex for the rest of my life with the same woman that I was incredibly attracted to. What a fk'n lie slap in the face BS betrayal that was.

 

[waiwera]

One reason I got married was because I thought I would be able to have sex for the rest of my life with the same woman that I was incredibly attracted to. What a fk'n lie slap in the face BS betrayal that was.

Another Planet - maybe start your own thread and tell us your story...you'll get more responses that way.

 

[EleGirl]

Is she swells that bad from sex she should go there all swollen so that the doctor can investigate why she has this problem.

 

[Woodchuck]

Thanks for the support guys.....I guess I just lost it for a while, and appreciate the backup.......

I think we should start a pool for the most BS , flimsiest, most phoney excuse of the week.....And maby a grand prize for the most BULLSHI* excuse of the year....

Of course I have already got a lock on this week, so we will have to start next week....Probably for the year too.....

 

[Mistys dad]

Should have asked if she had a Dentist appointment.

 

[Woodchuck]

Is she swells that bad from sex she should go there all swollen so that the doctor can investigate why she has this problem.

I think we both know SWELLING is not the problem.....I guess her motto is "If you can't come up wirh a good lie any lie will do"

Do you think I should put her excuse on Craigs List? I suppose an endorsement like that should garner a great deal of femminine interest.....

 

[CantePe]

How about being told three time a week is too much and being reduced to once every three weeks.

Like you, I didn't get married to be celebate. If I remember correctly I am neither a unic or a nun either...

 

[Another Planet]

Another Planet - maybe start your own thread and tell us your story...you'll get more responses that way.

I wasn't looking for any responses just throwing a comment out there. I already have threads out there anyway. Thanks though

 

[EleGirl]

I think we both know SWELLING is not the problem.....I guess her motto is "If you can't come up wirh a good lie any lie will do"

Do you think I should put her excuse on Craigs List? I suppose an endorsement like that should garner a great deal of femminine interest.....

So what are you going to do about it? Accept this kind of life?

 

[larry.gray]

Yeah, my wife used that one more than once in our history.

I got a BJ and a ride about 3 hours before her last obgyn checkup last month.

Figure out your issues or move on. I had made that decision myself, and was ready to move on if this last try didn't work out.

 

[Runs like Dog]

I don't particularly worry or care that my wife doesn't like me, all I'm looking for is a direct admission and honesty about it. I think that to me, that would be the bitterest objection in this case here. You don't want sex? Ok fine. At least say that and say why and stop being such a little b^tch about it. Trust me, the reasons why don't matter if they're all bullsh^t. Just give me the real reason. I don't even want to fix that problem anymore, I just want to hear you say it.

 

[Cosmos]

The night before a morning appointment, perhaps, but 6 days before? That's ridiculous.

 

[Interlocutor]

Woodchuck is being very modest about what he's packing... Apparently it takes over a week to recover from his penis!
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[EleGirl]

I don't particularly worry or care that my wife doesn't like me, all I'm looking for is a direct admission and honesty about it. I think that to me, that would be the bitterest objection in this case here. You don't want sex? Ok fine. At least say that and say why and stop being such a little b^tch about it. Trust me, the reasons why don't matter if they're all bullsh^t. Just give me the real reason. I don't even want to fix that problem anymore, I just want to hear you say it.

:iagree::iagree:

 

[Michael A. Brown]

I'm not in mood to have sex if I'm stress from my work all day.

 

[KendalMintcake]

These excuses are classic. Sorry man heard similar ones and think you may have won the prize. Do what I did and buy m her a dildo or vibrator and also don't forget to pick up a pocket ***** fi yourself and leave it in plain sight next to your side of the bed. The last sickness excuse I heard I called her in it and said wow. Interesting that hasn't bothered you since the last time we are alone. Just call her in it - say if sex repulsed you give me the respect to at least hear the truth. No way a ***** would remain swollen for a week. Also, I hear you in the telephone call, it drives me insane that a tv show takes precedent. How do they not think we can see right through them - btw, if my leg was cut off I'd still have sex!
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