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Sometimes we must go back and amend our words, unbend the little flaws in logic, in meaning, more so in feelings.

Later words may be more the same, calmer, or may also be, more inflamed, more the flame.
Sometimes, though rare, more insane.

Sane, insane, are just written words as to what happened before, maybe next.


Red Goddamned Dog!!! - I too, read here, cry, bawl, growl, howl here.

Eff all who put me in this place, this cage of a life.


How much more must I endure for those who see me as some lowly creature?
A lowly furry creature, whose penis and balls hang out and down.

Should I wear a diaper for you to love me?


ARGH, I am loathe to do this!

A, roooooo, bark, bark snarf.....

I will give you your wish. I will die for you!
Yes.
 
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Red Dogs roar was as loud, no louder than his other half, that Black Dog

That dog heard that roar, that dog felt the same fear.

How could he not?

Both knew Death was coming to meet them, both equally.

The pain that would be met and made would be GOD AWFUL.

Yes, that.

Wherefore art this Justice commensurate with the Common Good that is this life that we witness?

Ah, it is at some level.
A level beyond that which is of our own accord.

It must be.
This I surmise, this I surrender.


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Black Dog had found the Martian warrior enclave on Ramsey's Island.

He stayed a hundred yards out and barked, no yips allowed.

It was manned by a half dozen of the oldest, grizzliest Martians one could imagine.

Yeah, they stunk bad, too, three, four times worse than a pole cat.

Umm, ugh!
 

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Two Martians were outside in the front, sitting on wooden chairs, and puffing on pipes when the dog and a very short lady appeared off in the distance.
This was a coastal house that overlooked a cove that held four old sailing craft.

They called on the others to come outside the house that they were occupying.
The original owners, likely long dead.

They all came outside in various dress. Or should I say undress!

One came outside in his very dirty underpants, having no shirt on.
The huge bulge in those pants indicated a (once?) serious manhood.

He was a very burly man, slightly bent over and stiff.

He was easily over six feet in height, a man in his eighties, at least.

He had no fat about him, still muscled.

His face, his back, chest and his arms had an ungodly amount of grey hair on them. Hair that was a good 8 centimeters long.
If a man could be a bear, this was one of them.

His eyes were a steely blue.

"Well boys, what 'ave we here?" He boomed?

"Aye, Colonel, looks to be a mean looking dog and a short and skin-ee, funny lukin woman, a-eye-en us!" Said one of the men in the lawn chairs.

"Git me my spotters from the ouse, mind ya". He waved his hand at one of the younger Martians who quickly went and got the Colonel's binoculars.

"Hmm, yu be right about the dog". I see in his eyes that he has it in im' to tear us to bits.

"Ah, I think we are soon as ded as ded comes about"..

"Say ye prayers boys, this is Red Dogs cousin if ever a dog, ever be".

No one, not one questioned this old Martian.
He had an uncanny sense about him.
He knew things when all other knew nay, knew Ka Ka.

If truth be known, this old Martian was 'more an' double the age he looked, he was nearing 200 years of age.
An old chieftain, he was.
 

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I hear him speaking, let me listen and write.
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"Now, as I speek, I canna say mush bout that female".

"She has an odd lauk about her, she duss that, hah".

"She 'as the face of a once cute leprechaun, one gone to vinegar".

"But, she be too tall for that sort".

"I spect she be a witch".

I oblige you to listen to this old Martian chiefs words. Everything he said was true, in its entirety.

All this, mind you, from one looky-look!


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One of the other Martian took a see through the spotters and noticed that the witch had deep wrinkles in her face.
It was a pasty white face, one not reddened by the sun. Likely one having lived long deep under the Earth.

The deep wrinkles had what looked like soot embedded in them. As if she were near a furnace or an inferno.

Um, tis a witch from Hell.

"I agree Colonel, she be a fine specimen of any witch from Hell, maybe Hades, it is hard to choose which it be!"

Which place is the witch whence, were, from....my added words!

They all nodded ascent.
 

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As mentioned, out yonder, a dog sat on its hindquarters, a, uh, female stood directly behind him.

What was not seen nor mentioned by those nearby Martians, was her wooden leg, a peg leg, it is.

That view was blocked, and this fact alone hid who this skinny thing was.

Aye, it be Mavis, that overly tall and skinny leprechaun from the Dublin clan.

The one who went rogue. The only ever to go rogue, to turn against her kind, her kin, her teacher, her Master.

She was an apprentice to King Brian. The only and the last to be given, such this honor.

The cheerful and kind Brian was fooled by this treacherous and ambitious small boobed tooler.

She broke his kind heart, made it bitter, a flavor he had never before tasted.

It was not in his nature to become suspicious and bitter.

He remains suspicious, rarely bitter.

Only that impish Gwendolyn get his gall nowadays. He keeps his stick-switch nearby and handy for this reason.
 

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The dogs eyes shined, not Red but Blue. A fierce, blinding bluish-white.
This was a magical dog, not one of this solar system.
 
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The Witch was talking to the dog, may I say talking down to him.

Here are her words, repeated as best as I can scribe them true.

"I told you, you little, ugly, filthy, black mutt, kill those old smelly bastards, do as I say!"

The dog looked up at her, at first angry, then he smiled. I josh you not, he clearly smiled a wide, big toothed grin.

This enraged Mavis, it surely did. She let loose some debasing words.

"Kill them!"

"No, is it?"

"Why, you with your dirty penis and balls, them laying in the dirt"
I know where that tongue of yours has been, you filthy beast..

"You are my creature".
"Do, as I bid!"

"Do as I say or I will turn you into a toad, an ever uglier creature than you are".

One of the Martians launched a long spear at the witch.

She looked up and easily (magically) sent it off course.

She turned her attention to those warriors. She fired off a quick fireball, it struck the center man, dead on, setting him afire, he a burning man waving his arms all about, then rolling all about on the grass, trying to extinguish the flames.

Ahh, refusing to scream out in pain.

Martians do not acknowledge pain.

It cannot happen.
It is against their code.
It will not happen.
It is forbidden.

The others put out the flames and then turned themselves, facing again, their foes.

"Aye, men she be a witch, get us ready to do our dying".

"Off, off all of ya wit your coverings!" The Colonel yelled.

'We came into this world naked, and out naked we will go!"

They stripped themselves naked as are jay birds.

They roared and taunted, with them wiggling, wildly their hips, sending their insults, their fearless manhoods, wobbling back and forth, aimed at those, the enemy, that Black Dog and the pasty faced Witch.

This is the ultimate insult to any who stand apart as mortal enemies.

Five very old Martians against a most fierce beast of the Universe, and a powerful witch of mother's Earth.
 

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The Martians got up their shields and swords and slowly advanced on the two enemy.
They could have bolted and ran at them.

But, no, the dying must be slow, not rushed.
 

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Kill them, kill them, Mavis screamed at the dog.

He seemed the refusal, he did.

The Martians took note of this and halted and took pause, enjoying the disobedient behavior of the dog.
 

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The Black Dog snarled and roared, he knocked those five at his front, those Martians, clean seen in the air, off their bare feet.

Knocked them all onto their backs. They quickly got up and fearlessly hard-stared at the dog.
 
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Two of the Martians pitched their spears at the head of the dog.

A blip of blue light emerged from those bulging eyes of his.
The spears, they did, they did turn to flame then to ash, right away, instantly.

"Now, Kill Them, kill them all, now!!" Mavis was beginning to get hoarse from all her yellin'.

The Black Dog looked up at the short skinny witch, that Mavis, and merely said, yes, he calmly said;

"No, **** you".

'I am my own person, my Own Master'.

The Martians were amazed, amazed likely for the last time in their long lived lives.
Yes, amazed, umm.

The dog speaks, as does their own Red Dog!
Yes.
 

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A person are Yee, no, you are an ugly beast, a black mutt, a dirty dog having a dirty penis.

You do as I say, or I will turn you into a toad, do you hear me?"

He sneered.

She smacked him on the head, yelling at the top of her lungs.

"Bad Dog, you are a bad dog!

She whacked him hard again with her hand then with her fist into his left eye.
He blinked it off, not hurting any, but his pride.

"Bad dog, do as your told!" The words sounded more a squeak, less those clear words.

You are not a person but an ugly thing that I dragged out of the beast that is your father. You owe your existence to me and to me only.

Black Dog stood on his hind legs, he grew a few feet, gods, he did.
He stood perfectly, having no teeter, no wobble.
Him, having good, godly balance on those his back, now bottom legs.
 

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He stood tall in front of Mavis, his dog member grew tall in front of her, to taunt her!"

He copied the actions of those Martians and did this to make this witch feel inferior and fearful, yes.

She needed to be put in her selfish, that foolish place.
She did.


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Black Dog then backed up a meter, he stared intently at her feet, setting them 'lightly' afire, then her legs, then her torso, then all of her wickedness, to blaze went she.

Unlike a Martian, she screamed bloody murder, gods, did she!
 
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That scream, it too, was heard around the world.

Not because she had the lungs of a goddess, no, it was because she had the lungs and the vocal chords of a powerful, the second most powerful leprechaun that has ever set foot, that has ever lived, on Earth or anywhere.

She was a magical creature of a high order.
The highest.

Yes.


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Every leprechaun on Earth heard that scream.

Gwendolyn was in our shared room when we all heard that shrill,her death rattling screech, not any such roar.

Gwendolyn grabbed tight her chest, spun around once and fainted flat, and hard on the tiled floor.

Oom, that had to hurt. Or will, when she wakes up.

I hope she wakes up.

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TheTypist ran to her, kneeling, comforting her, holding her little head in his hands.

Every leprechaun on Earth, done fainted.

Except King Brian.
Odd thing that?

Why is that, that?
 

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In a different world, Mavis would have been a queen.
She woulda, coulda.

She instead chose black magic and treachery.

Power, her power corrupted her. As it oft does with those ambitious, those impatient.

No leprechaun should ever hold this much power, none, not one of them.

Now, none does.... This is a Major hint, not a Colonel, not a General glint of truth.
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It is specific, not general.


Think, readers how can this be?
 
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The dog returned to his four legs, his newly added length, remaining.

He held up his hand, dammit, his fingered paw, and spoke loudly, very loudly.

"I am not here to kill you. I need one of your ships".
"I have a long journey ahead of me and I need a means to carry my carcass".

The Martians thought, is this a trick?
Does he not see how ridiculous his words sound, a single dog piloting one of their longboats?

Red Dog could fly, can not this one do the same?
Is it, he cannot, or he does not know he has this talent?

What to think, what to do? The Martians and their chief were put back.
Hmm..
 
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