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It's a professional hugger. But I think I might have heard that this guy was also licensed as a professional spooner. Wouldn't that be awesome, you could check into your eco-lodge and dial up the massage therapist for a good hot stone therapy and maybe a mud wrap or something, and then settle in for some good spooning to get you off to sleep.
I'm telling ya, if there was a Santa Claus, that's what I'd want on my list.
Nice!
Sadly, I think I might have been too naughty this year, even if there were a Santa Claus. So now I can't even qualify for spooning. Going without is such needless suffering. What the heck kind of world is this when people are left without such basic comforts?
I'm telling ya, if there was a Santa Claus, that's what I'd want on my list.
Nice!
Sadly, I think I might have been too naughty this year, even if there were a Santa Claus. So now I can't even qualify for spooning. Going without is such needless suffering. What the heck kind of world is this when people are left without such basic comforts?