I heard on the news that there is a new kind of service professional...

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Homemaker_Numero_Uno

Discussion Starter · Nov 25, 2012

It's a professional hugger. But I think I might have heard that this guy was also licensed as a professional spooner. Wouldn't that be awesome, you could check into your eco-lodge and dial up the massage therapist for a good hot stone therapy and maybe a mud wrap or something, and then settle in for some good spooning to get you off to sleep.

I'm telling ya, if there was a Santa Claus, that's what I'd want on my list.

Nice!

Sadly, I think I might have been too naughty this year, even if there were a Santa Claus. So now I can't even qualify for spooning. Going without is such needless suffering. What the heck kind of world is this when people are left without such basic comforts?

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Coffee Amore

· #2 · Nov 25, 2012

Now I've heard everything! :rofl:

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that_girl

· #3 · Nov 25, 2012

That is creepier than anything I've heard.

Dang.

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TrustInUs

· #4 · Nov 25, 2012

Woah I guess you can make money doing anything these days...

OP sorry you are feeling this way

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GinnyTonia

· #5 · Nov 25, 2012

Homemaker_Numero_Uno said:
I'm telling ya, if there was a Santa Claus, that's what I'd want on my list.

Nice!

Sadly, I think I might have been too naughty this year, even if there were a Santa Claus. So now I can't even qualify for spooning. Going without is such needless suffering. What the heck kind of world is this when people are left without such basic comforts?

Saw a shirt yesterday that said, "Dear Santa, I can explain!" Lol!

Maybe you could too and get you some professional spooning.

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that_girl

· #6 · Nov 25, 2012

I just can't hug strangers.

At least not the dirty looking people that give out free hugs here in venice beach. Egad.

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GinnyTonia

· #7 · Nov 25, 2012

that_girl said:
I just can't hug strangers.

At least not the dirty looking people that give out free hugs here in venice beach. Egad.

I like to hug. I could hug a stranger, but they would have to pass the sniff test. And the initial creep test. That being said, doing it professionally would suck. My "right to refuse service" sign would be huge, and lit brightly.