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What "special" message would be in the card for your wayward wife?
(or OW for the gals?)

I pinched these from a couple of TAM regulars:

Looking for Mothers Day cards is pretty tough.

I cannot find any "You're a shi**y wife and OK mother" cards.

I guess I'll go with the funny ones.
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I'm looking for one in a similar vein, maybe reads,
"D and I were going to make you breakfast in bed but the guards wouldn't allow it."
Not making light of infidelity - humor is one just way we cope.

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I am obligated to get you a card for the kids sake....here it is.

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Happy Mother's Day! Let's keep the chirade alive for the kids another year!

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For all the times you put yourself ahead of the kids and our family, Happy Mother's Day!

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Until the kids are old enough to know who you really are, Happy Mother's Day.
 

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Well, as she is not your mother, the card is not from you, it is from your children. Therefore it should be an expression of love from the children to their mother and nothing else.

Other than perhaps stumping up the money and taking them to pick it out if they are not old enough to do it themselves, there should be no input from you at all.
 
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Well, as she is not your mother, the card is not from you, it is from your children. Therefore it should be an expression of love from the children to their mother and nothing else.

Other than perhaps stumping up the money and taking them to pick it out if they are not old enough to do it themselves, there should be no input from you at all.
I didn't get this one. Was this funny?
 

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Happy Mother's Day, M'Dear!! Wishing You Only the Very Best In Your Most Endearing Way of Dealing With All of Those Sordid "In and Out" Moments of Everyday Life!
 

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Well, as she is not your mother, the card is not from you, it is from your children. Therefore it should be an expression of love from the children to their mother and nothing else.

Other than perhaps stumping up the money and taking them to pick it out if they are not old enough to do it themselves, there should be no input from you at all.

hu·mor n.

1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.

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Lova ya, OT, so how about you get this moved to the Social Spot forum?

Please and thank you...... :)
How do I do that?

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I didn't get this one. Was this funny?
Um, no, it wasn't meant to be. Why would you buy your wife a Mother's Day card from you? Clue's in the title. You would buy your MOTHER a Mother's Day card.

Your wife's card is from the children. You only need to get involved if they are not old enough to do it themselves. I was pretty clear.

It's pretty disgusting of someone to use the kids to get at their wife.
 
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hu·mor n.

1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.

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So far I haven't laughed.
 

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Um, no, it wasn't meant to be. Why would you buy your wife a Mother's Day card from you? Clue's in the title. You would buy your MOTHER a Mother's Day card.

Your wife's card is from the children. You only need to get involved if they are not old enough to do it themselves. I was pretty clear.

It's pretty disgusting of someone to use the kids to get at their wife.
I've always bought my wife a mothers day card, because she's the mother of my children... and nobody is suggesting you actually send these cards, relax....

Mine would say..

Happy Mothers Day.. You Mother....
 

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It's pretty disgusting of someone to use the kids to get at their wife.
Lighten up.

You've never seen the Greeting Card section at a big retail store? It always has a category "Happy Mother's Day From Husband".

I routinely got my stbxw a Mother's Day card. No - she wasn't my mother, but she is a mother to my children and I wanted to recognize her on her special day.


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Lighten up.

You've never seen the Greeting Card section at a big retail store? It always has a category "Happy Mother's Day From Husband".

I routinely got my stbxw a Mother's Day card. No - she wasn't my mother, but she is a mother to my children and I wanted to recognize her on her special day.


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No, I've never seen that. I still don't get it. Must be an American thing. Do you get them for your cat as well?
 

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Um, no, it wasn't meant to be. Why would you buy your wife a Mother's Day card from you? Clue's in the title. You would buy your MOTHER a Mother's Day card.

Your wife's card is from the children. You only need to get involved if they are not old enough to do it themselves. I was pretty clear.

It's pretty disgusting of someone to use the kids to get at their wife.
You do realize this is one big joke, don't you?

I figured OT definition of humor would be the cue.

Definitely starting to worry me. :slap:
 
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