[bell]

This morning my husband hugged me goodbye, and I thought his hug was out of kindness to make up for me crying yesterday.

He wouldn't let me pull away, he told me to keep hugging him. BUT I was smelling a fowl hard-boiled egg smell! I was confused I thought "why does his shirt smell weird?

Then I realized he smelt bad and was holding me prisoner to his fart! HOW DISGUSTING!

Is this some playfully disrespectful way to "WIN" ? I told him flat out that this was not a way to win points with me.

If anyone can relate to this please explain to me what that is...Am I suppose to just take that? I'm already so depressed about us that I can't take the joke.

 

[humanbecoming]

I am a guy, but I do not understand that kind of behavior... That's rude and disgusting IMO. Unfortunately, many "men" seem stuck in that 12yo mentality when it comes to stuff like that. I have NO idea on how to break him of it.

 

[40isthenew20]

Guys are little boys inside. I'm sure he was just joking around. Next time, turn the tables on him.

 

[Stonewall]

I would never do that.........I usually hold the covers over her head instead!

 

[norajane]

That sounds passive-aggressive. He can't deal directly with whatever his problem is with you, so he does something else that he knows will irritate you instead.

That's such a loser move on his part.

 

[Matt1720]

how awful

you can't see my smile over the internet

 

[CH]

I would never do that to my wife. If I ever wanted sex from her again I better not do it.

Now, my kids and my buddies, I'm closing the windows in the car and you're dead meat!!!!!

Anyone I might be able to have sex with, there is no way I'm doing that unless they do it 1st, then it's GAME ON!!!!!!

 

[Dollystanford]

my ex used to that sort of thing all the time, he found it hilarious
of course with my phobia and all it made it worse
god I'm so glad he's gone ha ha
he had to pop round at the weekend and he farted IN MY KITCHEN ugh

 

[joe kidd]

I know I'm so very wrong but..........:rofl:
Seriously he might have no idea how much it offends you.

 

[ATC529R]

It's a medical condition called STRESS INDUCED IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME!

my wife gave it to me as well. :smthumbup:

 

[Cosmos]

Revoltingly disrespectful, OP.

 

[RandomDude]

Then I realized he smelt bad and was holding me prisoner to his fart!

:rofl:

Hell I should have tried that ages ago, kill the morning glory mood! And then she would have actually let me get to work on time!

Still that's rather bad timing, he could have thought of a better joke then that in your circumstances IMO

 

[Anonymous07]

I am a guy, but I do not understand that kind of behavior... That's rude and disgusting IMO. Unfortunately, many "men" seem stuck in that 12yo mentality when it comes to stuff like that. I have NO idea on how to break him of it.

:iagree:

Ugh, my ex bf used to pull stuff like that and I never understood it. It is beyond immature and I don't understand how any grown "man" can think that is funny to do to his wife or significant other. As hb said, a lot of "men" just never grow up and are stuck in that gross little boy mentality. I'd tell him right away that you don't appreciate it and won't accept those types of behaviors from him. If he does it again, push him away and tell him you'll talk to him again when he learns how to be an adult.

 

[that_girl]

Seeing that you guys are having issues, it is very rude.

Farts in this house are no big deal. It wouldn't bother me, but I'd get a good whack at him.

 

[barcafan]

:lol: He was probably just joking with you! Never heard of anyone using farts to control the relationship.

 

[RandomDude]

Never heard of anyone using farts to control the relationship.

There is more power in a fart than most would presume!
THE WAY OF THE STENCH!!!

Sorry, can't help myself lol

 

[Plan 9 from OS]

Sorry OP, I can't help myself!

 

[RandomDude]

Isn't that the guy from lonelyisland? I remember his face from this clip

The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants - YouTube

lol

 

[barcafan]

See how immature guys are? You came here with a problem and this is what happens!

Don't take what he did personally, he is most likely just as immature as we are.

 

[RandomDude]

:rofl:

Couldn't have put it better myself!