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I am an honorably-discharged Army veteran of the Persian Gulf War era and these are my observations based upon 7 years of service as an American soldier from 1988-1995. Here are some things to consider before signing the dotted line and raising your right hand. I'm not telling you what to do. Only you can make that decision.
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Things to Consider Before Signing Up For Military Service
(Recruiters and Printed Recruitment Materials Might Not Tell You Any of These Things)
Things to Consider Before Signing Up For Military Service
(Recruiters and Printed Recruitment Materials Might Not Tell You Any of These Things)
- The service is not for cowards or the physically weak
- You don’t dare question military authority; you don’t even dream to ask “why” to a drill sergeant when told to do something; if the training cadre even thinks your face is bulldog ugly, that’s good enough reason alone to get dropped for pushups
- The service is all about teamwork, not individuality: there is no “I” in TEAM
- In basic training or boot camp, you are not a human being; you are more humble than a convict in the joint
- No smoking, dip or alcohol will be allowed in basic training
- Do NOT arrange for your mother and other loved ones to meet you at the airport, train station or bus station on ship-out day to basic training or boot camp; you will be baby-sat non-stop all the way from the MEPS station to the military reception at basic training or boot camp; you should have all your goodbye hugs and kisses to mom already done before leaving home
- Bring virtually nothing with you for personal effects except the civilian clothes you are wearing, military papers, and wallet: travel as light to boot camp as possible: the more you carry there the more messy things become at reception: you don’t need your damn phone or sippy cup at boot camp
- The military has many anti-gun policies: you are not free to possess a personal firearm in the military or on an installation just as you please: if you have a gun, you will be ordered to surrender it to the amnesty box upon arrival to military reception: tight gun control by base command policy makes military installations a virtual target-rich “hunting preserve” for potential terrorists and mass shooters
- You must follow all lawful military orders promptly, without question and without backtalk or face serious trouble: the US military is a dictatorship: you sign away many rights when you volunteer to join
- The MEPS [military entrance processing station] personnel, military and civilians alike, are not going to be nice when you go through there for the physical; they’ll be checking more than your heartbeat; they are checking attitude and demeanor; they will humble you in order to tempt you to say something back to them so that they may disqualify you for military service; they will tell you to hurry up and do things like there is no tomorrow like taking your clothes off for the spread-your-cheeks inspection; it is the job of MEPS to try their damndest to keep you out of the service; everybody (peers, military authorities and civilians) is going to get on your case when you join
- The service is not for slow-pokes or lazy people; you will be expected to do everything you are told to do, even utilizing the latrine and putting our shoes on, like there is no tomorrow
- Some grown men don’t like for women to yell or growl in their ear or tell them what to do; in the US military, because of social experimentation and perhaps “wokeness”, you will be subject to having women in power over grown men; this includes drill sergeants; they are not nice little cupcakes
- The military is a paper bureaucracy: are you there to do battle with an armed enemy or master desk job skills?
- It is recommended that you don’t drink or smoke before entering the service: do not be overweight or over-fat; be sure to be physically fit; ideally, for males, you should be able to run two-miles in under 12 minutes, do at least 75 proper pushups in two minutes and do at least 65 proper sit-ups in two minutes: a good regimen of weight training, bench press, aerobics, stretching and calisthenics is recommended before going in; ask your recruiter for information regarding military fitness/weight standards before committing to sign up; in the army and marines, especially, PT (physical training) will be your number one challenge; it’s best to have your fitness conquered before entry into service to get it out of the way; ask your recruiter to demonstrate the correct form for a pushup and a sit-up: you might do a personal trainer fitness program beforehand to snap into shape before joining the service: conquering PT is about 90% of the battle for military service, if you are fit enough to max out your PT test, all the other crap in basic training will be chicken feet
- There is an old policy in the service known as “hurry up and wait”; you will often be made to do things on the double only to wait forever afterwards
- f you are a landlubber or even get seasick on a party boat fishing, don’t even think about the navy: in the navy, you are often confined to a ship for months at a time: there is no taking almost every weekend off to drive in your automobile downtown to bowl with your buddies or chase women: in the army, if you go infantry, you will be married to your pup tent, your weapon, your ruck, your e-tool and life in the field; you might not shower for up to two weeks and weekends off to go downtown can be quite scarce; infantry field duty or training for 3 weeks out of a month is not uncommon
- In the American service, you are subject to UCMJ, Uniform Code of Military Justice, which is federal law based upon old-English law: disobeying military authority or disrespecting military superiors could lead to criminal prosecution; court martial; the penalties for crimes committed while in uniform are much harsher than in the civilian sector: petty theft in uniform could lead to a dishonorable discharge and maybe even imprisonment at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas; having sexual relations with an underage person, even if that person consented, is considered statutory rape and may be punishable by death in the military
- Military recruiters are reputed to lie or give inaccurate information to prospective recruits to meet enlistment quotas: take everything they say with a grain of salt
- The military is a vast minefield of potentially-nasty surprises: always expect the unexpected: always keep your **** wired tight: never get caught with your pants down: learn to be comfortable outside your own comfort zone
- You may have to travel on a military cargo plane at one time or other during your military career: to prevent traveler’s diarrhea especially for those with irritable bowel syndrome or who are white-knuckle flyers, always carry on your person and be taking Immodium in advance before getting on the plane: do not eat any food or drink any beverages except water for at least three hours before boarding: you may not be allowed to use the ****ter on board the aircraft for two hours or more