You like to live life dangerously.I get what you are saying here. But it really comes down to how much each spouse can take and dish out with each other but understand that it's just joking.
My wife and I can absolutely be brutal with each other, but we laugh and know that we are not serious about what we are saying. One example is after an evening of cooking out with friends and having a lot of drinks, she wants sex. I shamefully couldn't get the flag pole working with all the food and alcohol 😂. She starts laughing and said I guess the sex ship captained by broke **** Popeye has sailed 🤣🤣🤣. I looked at her and said well sailing through the huge waves of that jello rear got me seasick and I wasn't able to get to port 😂😂.