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We had a thread similar to this awhile back but I figured it would be fun to give advice to the victims in horror movies
After watching so many horror movies, the victims keep doing the same things over and over and end up hamburger. Get in the Halloween spirit and post your advice to these poor unfortunates and have a few laughs.
NEVER take short cuts through the woods.
If you find a good hiding place, STAY THERE, don't peek to see if the bad guy is still there 30 seconds later dum dum!
If you are alone in a house and hear a loud thump coming from the basement, DO NOT INVESTIGATE.
Make sure your flashlight has fresh batteries, they always go out at the worst time and banging the flashlight against your palm 20 times doesn't fix it.
Don't peer into a window of a stranger's house. 9 times out of 10, a huge dog is gonna jump up and bark, thus scaring the sh!t out of you and the audience. That is what I call a STARTLE, not a scare.
If you go to a foreign country and a local weirdo offers you a "special" tour in his van, SAY NO!
If you are going on a road trip, take about 4 extra spare tires with you because you WILL get many flats.
If you do get the upper hand on the masked maniac chasing you with a butcher knife, MAKE SURE HE IS GOOD AND DEAD before you rest next to him. Unless it is Jason or Michael Meyers, they never die.
When in a small town in Bumfcuk Egypt, don't run up to tiny shacks and bang on the door for help. Either they ain't home OR they are in on it. Oh, and if they do let you in, THEY ALWAYS SAY THEY DO NOT HAVE A PHONE. Kill them immediately and find their phone.
Anyone else wanna give these folks some advice?
After watching so many horror movies, the victims keep doing the same things over and over and end up hamburger. Get in the Halloween spirit and post your advice to these poor unfortunates and have a few laughs.
NEVER take short cuts through the woods.
If you find a good hiding place, STAY THERE, don't peek to see if the bad guy is still there 30 seconds later dum dum!
If you are alone in a house and hear a loud thump coming from the basement, DO NOT INVESTIGATE.
Make sure your flashlight has fresh batteries, they always go out at the worst time and banging the flashlight against your palm 20 times doesn't fix it.
Don't peer into a window of a stranger's house. 9 times out of 10, a huge dog is gonna jump up and bark, thus scaring the sh!t out of you and the audience. That is what I call a STARTLE, not a scare.
If you go to a foreign country and a local weirdo offers you a "special" tour in his van, SAY NO!
If you are going on a road trip, take about 4 extra spare tires with you because you WILL get many flats.
If you do get the upper hand on the masked maniac chasing you with a butcher knife, MAKE SURE HE IS GOOD AND DEAD before you rest next to him. Unless it is Jason or Michael Meyers, they never die.
When in a small town in Bumfcuk Egypt, don't run up to tiny shacks and bang on the door for help. Either they ain't home OR they are in on it. Oh, and if they do let you in, THEY ALWAYS SAY THEY DO NOT HAVE A PHONE. Kill them immediately and find their phone.
Anyone else wanna give these folks some advice?