[Conrad]

Gets 5 days in the pen for using his sword as a weapon.

Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia — Midcoast — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine

Anyone want to bet if he's been to IC?

 

[that_girl]

:rofl:

 

[Bottle]

That's very very funny.

Must be a reasonable size to use as a baton!!!

 

[unbelievable]

Offers his wife $20.00 for sex? Astonishing the marriage didn't work out.

 

[lostinspaces]

Thanks for that ... Needed a laugh!

 

[cantmove]

Hehe, they live in BANGOR! Sorry, I have the sense of humor of a fourteen year old boy. I am disgusting.

 

[Lon]

Well it wasn't assault with a deadly weapon, so maybe he just faces the minimum?

 

[Conrad]

Hehe, they live in BANGOR! Sorry, I have the sense of humor of a fourteen year old boy. I am disgusting.

There's actually a test to find out if you "really" have the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy.

How do you react when someone farts?

Do you get disgusted?

Do you pretend to not notice?

Do you relentlessly pursue the perpetrator in order to congratulate him and laugh until your eyes water?

 

[that_girl]

For me, the last one. I am 14.

 

[cantmove]

There's actually a test to find out if you "really" have the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy.

How do you react when someone farts?

Do you get disgusted?

Do you pretend to not notice?

Do you relentlessly pursue the perpetrator in order to congratulate him and laugh until your eyes water?

I laugh.

 

[Can't believe it's over]

OMG the crap people do! LOL

 

[pidge70]

Man, Joe has assaulted me in this manner for years. Next time, I am going to secretly record him and then throw his butt in jail.......lol

 

[Conrad]

Man, Joe has assaulted me in this manner for years. Next time, I am going to secretly record him and then throw his butt in jail.......lol

Let's just say we Missouri guys know that the sword is mightier than the pen.

 

[joe kidd]

Man, Joe has assaulted me in this manner for years. Next time, I am going to secretly record him and then throw his butt in jail.......lol

I disagree. No money was ever offered.

 

[pidge70]

Let's just say we Missouri guys know that the sword is mightier than the pen.

I didn't know you lived in Missouri!
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[pidge70]

I disagree. No money was ever offered.

I'm going to offer you $5 and then slap you with my left boob.
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[that_girl]

That's impressive. I can, at best, just do a head thump with my boob.

 

[joe kidd]

I'm going to offer you $5 and then slap you with my left boob.
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Sold.

 

[that_girl]

Do y'all need some privacy?

 

[joe kidd]

Do y'all need some privacy?

Nah. Head thump huh? I assume you know this through experience.